The Game of Lurve

I have video-reviewed one of my birthday presents – the quite simply breathtaking 80s board game from Ann Summers: Fantasy for Lovers.

 

If you’d like to receive a personalised fantasy, courtesy of the board game, leave me a comment. Be warned: all of them take 45 seconds to perform. Some women may not think this is a good thing.

 

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15 Responses to The Game of Lurve

  1. Muddling Along 10/10/2011 at 20:27 #

    Am still trying to work out what my best part of that was… Andy Murray having sex… twice or the red knickers giving her thrush?

    BRILLIANT review

    *giggles*

    • Betty Herbert 11/10/2011 at 08:20 #

      It’s gotta be Andy Murray, surely? That’s the most fun I’ve ever seen him having!

    • Betty Herbert 11/10/2011 at 08:20 #

      It’s gotta be Andy Murray, surely? That’s the most fun I’ve ever seen him having!

  2. Kavey 10/10/2011 at 22:20 #

    Haaaa, that was hilarious. I think I may pass on requesting a card, thanks, lovely! ;P

    • Betty Herbert 11/10/2011 at 08:21 #

      Gutted you’ve chickened out of a card. They’re *such* fun.

  3. Heather 11/10/2011 at 10:23 #

    You mean you won’t be getting the neighbours round for a game, then?

    • Betty Herbert 11/10/2011 at 10:26 #

      Oh Heather, we used to have swinging neighbours. They’d knock on the door and ask if we happened to fancy watching the porn channel tonight. When they weren’t doing that, they were enquiring whether we could perhaps lend them £500, or simply dumping their toddler on us. I’d have told them where to go, but I was completely fascinated by them.

      • Heather 11/10/2011 at 10:31 #

        “They’d knock on the door and ask if we happened to fancy watching the porn channel tonight”

        What a conversation opener! wish my neighbours were half as interesting.

  4. Angpang 11/10/2011 at 12:16 #

    I was so entertained by this! Think someone could write an entire play based round an evening-in with this (going for comedy though, I’m British after all). Loved the red knickers comment, my mum could have said that.

  5. Beccy 14/10/2011 at 13:05 #

    I love the Andy-Murray-a-like – what did Herbert think??! And definitely want a 45 second fantasy of my own; suitable for execution at 9 months pregnant, and with the possibility of bringing on labour, if at all possible ;)

    • Betty Herbert 14/10/2011 at 14:04 #

      H strangely unmoved by seeing his hero in flagrante, but maybe he was just putting on a brave face.

      Here’s your fantasy. Don’t use it all at once:
      “You are an actress, and, with your partner at an audition, you are asked to feel our way through the opening scenes of a porno movie in 45 seconds.”
      Subtle little number, that one. I think they basically mean, ‘start having sex’. Genius.

  6. Lucy Waters 16/10/2011 at 19:35 #

    Just catching up …. me me me! Can I have a fantasy please? Oh and a very happy birthday :-)

    • Betty Herbert 17/10/2011 at 17:22 #

      Brace yourself Lucy!
      “You are in a cinema. The person sitting next to you has dropped some money but it’s dark. He has to grope to find what he wants. 30 seconds.”
      Genius.

      • Lucy Waters 01/11/2011 at 16:19 #

        Just caught up – Oooh … I kinda like that one … I might suggest it the next time I go to the cinema … but it’ll be longer than 30 seconds! Perhaps I’ve not quite got the point of the game … :-D

  7. KT 25/11/2011 at 06:05 #

    Hilarious! Would a fantasy

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