I have video-reviewed one of my birthday presents – the quite simply breathtaking 80s board game from Ann Summers: Fantasy for Lovers.
If you’d like to receive a personalised fantasy, courtesy of the board game, leave me a comment. Be warned: all of them take 45 seconds to perform. Some women may not think this is a good thing.
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Am still trying to work out what my best part of that was… Andy Murray having sex… twice or the red knickers giving her thrush?
BRILLIANT review
*giggles*
It’s gotta be Andy Murray, surely? That’s the most fun I’ve ever seen him having!
It’s gotta be Andy Murray, surely? That’s the most fun I’ve ever seen him having!
Haaaa, that was hilarious. I think I may pass on requesting a card, thanks, lovely! ;P
Gutted you’ve chickened out of a card. They’re *such* fun.
You mean you won’t be getting the neighbours round for a game, then?
Oh Heather, we used to have swinging neighbours. They’d knock on the door and ask if we happened to fancy watching the porn channel tonight. When they weren’t doing that, they were enquiring whether we could perhaps lend them £500, or simply dumping their toddler on us. I’d have told them where to go, but I was completely fascinated by them.
“They’d knock on the door and ask if we happened to fancy watching the porn channel tonight”
What a conversation opener! wish my neighbours were half as interesting.
I was so entertained by this! Think someone could write an entire play based round an evening-in with this (going for comedy though, I’m British after all). Loved the red knickers comment, my mum could have said that.
I love the Andy-Murray-a-like – what did Herbert think??! And definitely want a 45 second fantasy of my own; suitable for execution at 9 months pregnant, and with the possibility of bringing on labour, if at all possible ;)
H strangely unmoved by seeing his hero in flagrante, but maybe he was just putting on a brave face.
Here’s your fantasy. Don’t use it all at once:
“You are an actress, and, with your partner at an audition, you are asked to feel our way through the opening scenes of a porno movie in 45 seconds.”
Subtle little number, that one. I think they basically mean, ‘start having sex’. Genius.
Just catching up …. me me me! Can I have a fantasy please? Oh and a very happy birthday :-)
Brace yourself Lucy!
“You are in a cinema. The person sitting next to you has dropped some money but it’s dark. He has to grope to find what he wants. 30 seconds.”
Genius.
Just caught up – Oooh … I kinda like that one … I might suggest it the next time I go to the cinema … but it’ll be longer than 30 seconds! Perhaps I’ve not quite got the point of the game … :-D
Hilarious! Would a fantasy