I just had to share these with you all: ‘the friendliest collection of vibrators on the planet.’

Smile Makers take a fresh approach to electronic pleasure, shunning the traditional ‘sex-ay’ brand image in favour of something much more fun, fresh and humorous.

Each vibe in the range is named after someone you might fantasise about – The Fireman, The Tennis Coach, The Millionaire and the Frenchman. And they all have different specialisms too – it’s great to see a range think properly about external sensation (whilst avoiding the noisy rummaging of the Rampant Rabbit).

I think they’re rather lovely.

You can buy them online at comeplaywithus.com where they also have a v amusing Fantasy Man Generator.

UPDATE:

After this post appeared, Smile Makers were kind enough to send me a sample of all four.

I can confirm they’re as lovely as they look – silky-smooth phthalate-free silicone, ice-cream colours and cute packaging. They are pleasingly small, and are battery-operated, which gives them a good buzz without being overwhelming.

I particularly like The Fireman and The Frenchman, both of which offer external simulation. The Frenchman is the less intense of the two, and its soft silicone ‘ear’ is perfect for anyone who’s used their vibrator through a towel because it’s a bit too much otherwise (i.e. me).