There’s nothing like embarking on fertility treatment to find out just how much your husband masturbates. I mean, I knew he did it, but good lord, I didn’t realise a four-day hiatus would be so traumatic. ‘What am I supposed to do for four whole days?’ he says, quite seriously, on Tuesday afternoon. ‘The doctor [...]
On Thursday morning, I wake up to find that Herbert has already gone to work. Checking my phone, I find that I have a text:
2 minutes 51 seconds, sent at 00.53 the night before.
Ha! I text back, I reckon I can easily beat that.
Sex for One is something of a classic. First published in 1974, it encourages women (and men) to really understand their own bodies in order to have better sex – both alone and with partners. I was expecting Sex for One to be a ‘How To’ guide, but it’s actually more of a conversation, exploring [...]